XMAS
Where does the word Xmas come from 
In our language X can stand for many things, including a kiss or something unknown. But Xmas doesn't mean that no one knows when Jesus was born. Xmas is simply a shorter way to say "Christmas." The X stands for the first letter in the Greek name for Jesus or Christ, and mas is a shortened form of the word "mas." But Xmas is also more than an abbreviation; it is an example of the way the first Christians tried to convey a great deal of meaning with very few letters.
The use of the letter X to stand for Christ goes back to an ancient Greek tradition. X is actually the Greek letter chi, which is the first letter of Christos, the Greek word for Christ. Using our alphabet, the Greek word would look something like XPICTOC; in Greek S was often written like our C. Thus, in early Christian writing and art, the letter X or the combination of XP, the first two letters of the word Christos, were used as an abbreviation to refer to Christ. Sometimes, the letters were combined into a monogram that looks like a single design.
The word Christmas can be traced to the 11th century; the shorter Xmas came into use about 300 years later and has been popular ever since.
DID YOU KNOW?
The X-shape is also symbolic of the cross, an early sign used by Christians.
These Fun Facts were found in Grolier Family Bible Cards! 
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"GO DOWN MOSES"
Moses: Lord, I do apologize for bothering you so late in history, but they've sent me back with the commandments. The general view that they ought to be revised and amended.
God: Very thoughtful. You say it's the commandments that are the problem?
Moses: Yes, Lord. Most feel they are really outdated, and they are not allowed in school anymore. For example, your first commandment where you demand exclusive allegiance: People feel this isn't appropriate in a society that tolerates almost everything.
God: Well moses, how would you feel if your wife was loyal to you one day a week and ignored you the other six days?
Moses: That's not the same thing.
God: Isn't it? What relationship can survive on one day's attention in seven?
Moses: Perhaps you have a point, Lord. Anyway, what about the second commandment? No graven images? Put you first? Before work and family? Also, there's a complaint that you're always asking for money for your church.
God: Moses, don't forget I am the author of all material blessings. All I ask for my work is one tenth of a person's income. If a person can't give that, he's put his money before me. His money is then an idol. A graven image, even a god. Carry on, what's next? And don't drop those tablets because I'm not making another set.
Moses: Well, Lord, how about swearing? What you call "taking your hame in vain."
God: My commandment stands. How would you feel if one of your children used your name to curse someone?
Moses: Really, Lord, you keep making it personal.
God: But, Moses, it is personal, isn't it?
Moses: Ah, yes, well, then, one day a week for rest and worship? Is that really necessary? I mean, not, not many of us are raising sheep in the desert, and people are really busy.
God: I agree that life has become hectic. My people need rest and change. Fellowship with each other, and a chance to focus their lives. So, I set aside a special day for these things. It seems to me you need this more now than Israel did in the desert.
Moses: I hadn't thought of it that way.
God: No, that's apparent. How do they feel about honoring father and mother, and all those in authority?
Moses: Well, that's slipped a bit. You see, everyone is more or less looking out for himself.
God: Moses, you may have noticed that society doesn't work very well when no one honors and respects others. What have they done about my command to not kill?
Moses: We were hoping for an amendment to that. You see, we've got these medical procedures called abortion and euthanasia. And we do tend to drink and drive a bit..but those are mostly accidents..as are the occasional shootings.
God: I'm beginning to get the picture. I can imagine what they think about adultery, stealing and lying.
Moses: They were hoping you'd leave those commandments out.
God: No, Moses, I am not going to change . My commandments were given to protect and promote happiness, not restrict it. They are asking me to stop caring about them.
Moses: But what am I going to tell them, Lord?
God: Go down Moses, and tell them: He who loves me will keep my commandments.